Thanksgiving is approaching and many of us are worried about the aftermath of eating for hours on end. One idea is to mix some protein powder into your vegetable dishes (gains over grains?), but as much as you’d like to empower succotash, your meal doesn’t necessarily need any more power over you. A better option is to grab one of several FitBits from the Computer Showcase that can track a user’s steps and show customers' pace. Don’t want to leave your room to get some exercise? Check out one of the Showcase’s wireless Bluetooth speakers to fuel a dance party or a much-needed room cleaning frenzy. When the music’s going, we use mops or catch ourselves dancing with brooms while belting out “Shake it Off” like our name is Taylor!
Another big stressor as finals approach is that inevitable computer problem. Guess what? The Showcase can diagnose and repair your computer AND is located conveniently in the Union and Pierpont Commons! We understand how badly you need to purchase some CW shows….err.. I mean.. write that paper… (America’s Next Top Model has 21 seasons and you’ve only watched 1-10??) and are here to help.
Finally, the worst problem of them all: not being able to use your phone in the cold. Alas, mobile battery chargers and touch sensitive gloves exist, and the Computer Showcase has them! Don’t let the cold kill your battery and leave you stranded in a snow pile. Get yourself a mobile charger before the blizzards begin! Also, don’t lose a finger to frostbite trying to text your friend about your new undersea dating service (We Charm Octupuses). Touch sensitive gloves will keep your hands warm and useful this winter!
So come in and take advantage of all that the Showcase offers! Warning: don’t let the facial hair turn you away; during Movember we crop mustaches and we do it well. We’ll see you soon!
****You didn't really think we'd use Cows muse to preach in the article did you?