Have you passed the Computer Showcase time and time again convinced they only sold computers and software? The name seems to support this assumption, but a closer look at it reveals that there is much more to the Computer Showcase than computers. When we rearrange the letters in “Computer Showcase”, we begin to see the variety of things the Showcase offers. To learn more about these offerings, use the following anagrams to fill in the blanks in the story below!
- Show Customers' Pace
- We Charm Octopuses
- Empower succotash
- We crop moustaches
- To purchase some CW
- We use mops or catch
- Cows muse to preach
Thanksgiving is approaching and many of us are worried about the aftermath of eating for hours on end. One idea is to mix some protein powder into your vegetable dishes (gains over grains?), but as much as you’d like to __________, your meal doesn’t necessarily need any more power over you. A better option is to grab one of several FitBits from the Computer Showcase that can track a user’s steps and ___________. Don’t want to leave your room to get some exercise? Check out one of the Showcase’s wireless Bluetooth speakers to fuel a dance party or a much-needed room cleaning frenzy. When the music’s going, ________ ourselves dancing with brooms while belting out “Shake it Off” like our name is Taylor!
Another big stressor as finals approach is that inevitable computer problem. Guess what? The Showcase can diagnose and repair your computer AND is located conveniently in the Union and Pierpont Commons! We understand how badly you need _________________ shows….err.. I mean.. write that paper… (America’s Next Top Model has 21 seasons and you’ve only watched 1-10??) and are here to help.
Finally, the worst problem of them all: not being able to use your phone in the cold. Alas, mobile battery chargers and touch sensitive gloves exist, and the Computer Showcase has them! Don’t let the cold kill your battery and leave you stranded in a snow pile. Get yourself a mobile charger before the blizzards begin! Also, don’t lose a finger to frostbite trying to text your friend about your new undersea dating service (_______________). Touch sensitive gloves will keep your hands warm and useful this winter!
So come in and take advantage of all that the Showcase offers! Warning: don’t let the facial hair turn you away; during Movember _____________ and we do it well. We’ll see you soon!
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